A customer was denied his food at McDonald’s because he showed up past closing hours, he became so overcome with rage that he shot his gun through the drive-thru window.
Now, imagine being so hungry you’re almost angered by your hunger – now imagine that you have just arrived at Ronald McDonald’s, you’re excited for that Big Mac.
You’re picturing all the sauces that your French fries will be dunking in. Maybe a chicken sandwich is your poison.
Your mouth is watering, you’re way past the point of anticipation. That is, until the omniscient intercom voice doesn’t answer you.
Slowly but surely you’re enthusiasm is waning. What could be the problem?
Maybe the speaker is down? Yes, that must be it. So you drive to the window. The customer service phone equivalent of yelling “HUMAN” at the robotic voice blasting you with dead-end menu options.
When you get to the window – a barren, black landscape of silence is your answer. Ronald isn’t home. No one is.
By this time, you’ve probably reached your boiling point. You also might be ‘carrying’. Maybe even for occasions such as this.
This situation surely warrants such an act because the last of your patience has dwindled. Fizzled out like the sound of the burger grill turning off.
But then an assistant to the clown appears. Your fallen hopes, re-instated once more. They open the window and say, “Sorry. We’re closed“.
That was all it took.
Right thru the window you pump a couple rounds…hoping to graze that impossible, cackling clown.
This is likely the order of events that transpired at 2:20am at the McDonald’s location in Vancouver, WA.
“I’m glad nobody got hurt. It’s scary though. That somebody got that irate to shoot through a drive through,” Said Tow – customer who had been at the location earlier.
Thankfully no one was hurt in in the shooting, but police are still looking for the suspect that was captured on surveillance cameras.
They might want to try the next nearest McDonald’s location.
